Good evening! Spice 6
Spicy daal...
Ladies finger with spice...
Not this spice. Bring those ones...
Fast... fast...
Jaafrani Pulav.
Chicken curry... Chicken Prawns...
Veg Kolhapuri Tikka.
Where`s hot masala? Come on hurry!
First Oil... then hing (a spice)
Onion`s job is to add taste to the food!
lf you feel the work of hing could be done by onion
vice versa then l feel your work could be done by some other person too.
You should work somewhere else.
ls there any problem with your eyes?
This is still boiling & you are ready to add lemon.
lt`s okay, Sir. - Okay?
The word ````Okay`` is really a big problem with the whole world!
lt means neither good nor bad.
This is not an okay... . Okay place.
Here, you need to add lemon after cooling for 30 seconds. - Okay
Okay? Sorry, Yes.
lt`s 30 seconds now, put it. Right, Sir.
Änd shut that bloody cell off. Right, Sir.
What do you think of yourself?. ls cooking a profession?
Cooking is a biggest art in this world!
lt`s even bigger from the paintings in this room.
Because that art attracts only the eyes... only the eyes.
But, what we cook here attracts the eyes, attracts the nose & attract the tongue.
Änd that`s the reason we are the biggest artist of the world!
What do you think?
This hotel has become the finest lndian hotel in London. Like that only?
No... this has been & shall always be London`s finest lndian restaurant.
Änd if you have no pride on it...
Änd you are interested in compromising with your art then please go & work somewhere else.
There are many fraud lndian hotels in London,
who make fools of innocent English man who love lndian foods.
By cheating them... by putting pictures of Elephants & Taj Mahal to do business in the name of lndia.
You all better go there.
This is... and repeat... at the risk of something Repetitive... London`s finest lndian restaurant.
Not some fraud cheat!
Sir, This is Hyderabadi Jaafrani Pulav.
Oh! Genius. Thanks forthe information.
But, why this Jaafrani Pulav is coming this way instead of going that way.
They have sent it back.... -Why?
She says, that this Jaafrani Pulav is sweet.
This is sweet... - She says that, the original Hyderabadi Jaafrani Pulav is never sweet.
Äs if we are some fraud lndian restaurer.
Excuse me, did you orderthis dish?
l did.
May l know what the problem is?
First time in London? -Yes.
From lndia? Don`t you smell the fragrance of our country`s soil in this Pulav?
ln lndia, Jaafrani Pulav is cooked in what ingredients in your house?
lf you are not getting the smell of our soil, then you teach us how to cook it.
ln the history of this restaurant, this Pulav has always come out of the kitchen & never come back.
Änd that`s why we think, our Pulav is the best.
May be, this could be our misunderstanding.
But, this could be even this way, that till now you must have eaten misunderstanding of Jaafrani Pulav.
Whatever it may be... do tell us.
Because we want to know how should this Jaafrani Pulav cooked according to you.
Änd if you haven`t entered your house kitchen then,
Go to outside and call to your mom
and ask to her how to make Hyderabadi Jaafrani Pulav
we are waiting... to learn.
Let`s go.
Psycho... What does he thinks of himself?.
The moment the Äir-fare has come down, people flock the plane and come here.
Bloody tourist!
ls there any problem? No. Not at all.
Orthoritis... -No, hates.
lf it`s Othoritis prescription, then what else it would be?
Sir, Othoritis doesn`t suit you
This is my mother`s prescription & that`s mine... for blood pressure.
Just by looking at me, don`t you feel l have blood pressure.
Come on... Hurry up!
Did you go to gym today? Gym... Gym... Don`t listen.
When you`ll grow to 75 years of age you can`t even breath properly.
You`ll walk 2 steps and will breath of 4 steps!
Did you have yourfood?
You are quiet fine as per your destiny, till now.
Go to gym... race or later when you pick a kilo, people will take you to the hospital on a stretcher.
Enough... enough.
Your medicine. Think of youself.
What will l do by living... by strengthful living.
Why? You have lots of things to do.
You want me to eat Shoes instead of bread?
You want me to pick Daal out of the special daal of Tiharjail.
Änd you want me to eat bitter gourd, which is even bitter than yourtongue.
You have many more things to do now.
Such a big chef but still wants toeat at house & not at his hotel
Have your medicine or else my disease would not snatch the tasty food.
Come on, daal butter.. Bitter leaf peas is ready
Once mince meat chicken gravy, pulav...
What did you say? Mince meat gravy chicken pulav.
Änd what is that?
Oh... right... it`s a stuff... Stuffed chicken rice dish.
Fragrance with... you mean Mince meat gravy chicken pulav?
Yeah, that`s gravy with pulav.
What`s this? What the hell is this?
lt`s difficult... He is an English man.
So what can l do? Should l worship him?
l don`t mind whether he is an English, Äfrican, Chinese orwhjatever he may be. l don`t care.
This is an lndian hotel.
Whoeverworks here, the least he can do is get the names of the dishes right.
ldiot! Calling Salad instead of pulav.
Until & unless, he is able to take correct names of the dishes, he will not go outside to take the order.
Do you understand that?
Hyderabadi Jaafrani Pulav. -Yes.
Baasmati Rice of Dehradun 18:15 minutes of cooked mutton
5 to 6 grams of ginger & garlic. 2 tbs of pure ghee
Slightly sour curd 10 tbs milk
2 tbs red chilly ingredient lots of Kesar
and not even a single piece of sugar.
This is the finest Hyderabadi Jaafrani Pulav in the world!
Sir... This Jaafrani Pulav of ours can only be unacceptable to that person who has a dead tongue!
This is not ours. lt is cooked & sent for you.
That new dish you have cooked must be tried again. l am sure it will be nice. -Yes.
Let`s try.
How does the Hyderabadi Jaafrani Pulav gets sweet, that day?
Sweet? Don`t know boss.
Who made it. l don`t know, boss? l don`t know?
What is this?
This... this is sugar & that is salt.
How do you recognize these.
This is sugar & that is salt.
We come to know, Sir. lt`s our daily chore.
Who is she? - She is my wife, Sir... who stays in lndia.
For how many years you haven`t met her?.
2 years... - So you must be missing her a lot!
What do you do when you miss her?
Nothing... . Just like that.
Photo... just look at the photo. That`s all.
So do one thing... just put this salt looking at her photo.
What? - Just put the salt looking at the photo.
That way, looking at the photo. -Yes...Yes.
ls this salt sweeter nowadays?
No Sir, actually l know. lt`s sugar and not salt.
When do you want to go back to lndia, along with yourwife`s photo?
Sir...Sir... - Sorry!
Tomorrow, at 10 a.m. you have a flight to lndia.
Sir, please... l am sorry, Sir.
Sorry... How to say ````Sorry``
l am sorry... No.
l am really sorry... Got it!
lt may happens... it happens.
Sorry... l am very sorry... l am sorry...
lt`s my mistake... l am sorry.
l am sorry.
Today, we met one more cancer specialist.
What did he say? -The same thing...
Hi! Sexy.
This Sorry... sorry... for what?
Were you practicing to tell me?
Why to you?
Because you are not meeting me nowadays.
Why? - Have your interest decreased? Therefore you go to bed at 7.
Come... We will drink one day.
ls Ginger-Äle there.
So tell me how`s your life? - There`s tension.
Why?
My papa doesn`t allow me to see ``Ä` grade films 7 tells me to see when l grow up.
So what`s the problem in that? -You won`t understand.
l`ll die before growing ``Ä`, so how can l see it?
Hey, only this much problem.
l`ll bring ``Ä` films. We`ll watch it here.
Do you see the ``Ä` films? -Yes.
Every ``Ä`films?
He sees only cartoons.
Hi! - Hi...
Did you go to gym today? -The biggest cartoon l see everyday, live.
l am sure she is having an affairwith the gymnasium boss.
Äffair...Äffair...
She is expanding her boss`s business.
Go to gym...go to gym.. go to gym...
What kind of mother she is?
Wants to spend money to see the sweat of your son?
Why don`t you go to gym...gym..
Just look at this. What do you think. Okay... Okay... Okay...
But, what`s the story of Sorry. Sorry... no sorry.
Has boss gone out?
l better meet Maaya & come.
Toothpaste...
Hey, don`t call me toothpaste.
There`s somebody between you & Maaya.
Who`s that?
Your teeth, buddy! -Bloody idiot!
l am sorry... l am sorry... l am...
You can`t trust London rain. lt could rain anytime.
That`s why l carry umbrella everytime.
Äre you going inside? - No.
Then should l send you some invitation card for you to come underthe umbrella.
But, you are going that way. lsn`t it?
Yes. But, l don`t like the face of the lamp post.
That`s why now l am going this way.
How should l say Sorry? ... Sorry...
How should l say sorry? Did you say something?
Have you come to London forthe first time?
There are quiet nice destination to be seen here.
St.Pauls, museum, theatres...
Änd why did you spend your precious time in making that Jaafrani Pulav.
Didn`t it hurt your ego?
Excuse me. - Ego...ego..
Ego? Ego, in me?
lf there would be little ego in me... You know... ego.
Then why would l call you for a coffee in my restaurant?
Hey, Senior... Jaafrani Pulav along with the boss...
On table number 5.
Hey, did boss has come? Yeah, he is searching for you.
Go soon along with the coffee.
We are lucky. lsn`t it?
We are about to hearthat thing which nobody has yet heard in this restaurant.
What`s that?
Sorry, from Boss...
Just say sorry... Just say sorry... Just say sorry...
Nowadays, there are lots of people traveling from lndia to London.
The Äirfare has dropped. Tourist are bound to come.
Thank you means to leave.
Sugar destroys the taste of coffee.
l like sugar!
Don`t you like coffee?
Sugar destroy the taste of Hyderabadi Jaafrani Pulav & not coffee`s
Say Sorry... Say Sorry... Say.. Say.. Say Sorry... say...
ln which hotel are you staying in London?
Not in a hotel. l`m staying at Shalini`s house.
Shalini, who brought me to your hotel that day.
That sweet evening, the day you have made that Jaafrani Pulav...
That means you are staying nearby...
That`s why you`ve been roaming around my hotel.
You say it anyway, he doesn`t take more than 5 seconds to say sorry.
By the way, you are from which part of lndia? -Delhi.
Your parents too live in Delhi? - Only papa. mom no more live
Know i understand- what ... why you`ve come to London!
Why have l come means ?
To forget sorrows, London`s air is good! What sorrow?
When mother parts away... people like you & me feel pain.
lt`s been 23 years, my mother passed away...
Then, what type of sorrow is in your life?
What sorrow?
l am sorry. This is your personal life...
That`s true but, why do you feel there is sorrow in my personal life?
By the sight of your sorrowful face!
Where do you find sorrow in my face?
See it in this big spoon.
Did you see it?
Sorrow! Tears ready to drop from your eyes...
These are such eyes... which comes running so far to London to a friends house and opens hesitantly.
So any blind person could tell that there`s indeed a tragedy in these eyes.
Like...
Some personal tragedy!
Leave it...
No tell me, what personal?
No, it`s alright.
Tell me... what personal?
Hey, what does personal tragedy means...
Husband, divorce, any boy friend... or some relation..
l am sorry... lt`s your personal life. l shouldn`t be interfering in it...
But, l`m thankful that nothing happened like husband, divorce...
What Husband or Divorce?
Why? lsn`t this information there in my eyes?
lt`s there but, l want to give chance to your tongue.
Even, if there is a personal tragedy out of broken relation, then why would l be here?
ln fact, he should be here then...
That, the other half of the broken relationship.
Ego... isn`t good for women!
Änd it`s good for you?
lf l would have had, then l will never have given you that, which has become an important part of my life.
lt`s raining outside.
Hey, he has given the umbrella. What if she never returns...
Then, l would sell off yourteeth in a museum, to buy a new umbrella for boss.
The idea is good!
lt`s always raining in London!
lf l give umbrellas to all of my customers then, in orderto
return the umbrella one has to come to my restaurant again.
lsn`t it?
When one person gives his umbrella from his shelter...Then take it as his world has explored!
This is perception...
My Maaya doesn`t like umbrella`s at all.
l have tried so many umbrella`s on her.
Dotted, ribbed, flavored, banana, strawberry, chocolate... She doesn`t have a taste.
That means you & Maaya... no umbrella!
DVD`s.... -Oh!
Tomorrow, surely. Promise! Okay?
Where`s your umbrella?
What body these fighters have?
Could anybody tell them that they are 50 to 60 years of age.
What a stud they look!
Surely, they go to gym.
Did you have yourfood? Yes, l already had.
l can`t wait for so long.
Good that you have eaten before.
You are alive by eating this food.
lt means even l could be alive.
Babu, you don`t worry. Don`t worry.
We`ll think of something.
To think, one should have brains & not teeth.
Hello... l`ve come to return your umbrella.
Don`t you want to go back?
This... restaurant is... yours? Till now.... Will you buy it?
lf anybody praises the food of your restaurant, You get those praises. lsn`t it?
lf anybody criticize the food of your restaurant, You should get the criticism. lsn`t it?
Yes.
Then, why are you sending Babu home? ln fact, you should go to your home.
lsn`t it?
Come on, hurry up!
Did Babu, go to lndia?
No, boss.
Should l call him?
We couldn`t lower the worry of lndia then, why should we increase it.
Call him.
Keep him away from sugar.
What happened Shalini? Why did Jason went away getting so angry?
Nothing. l just told him that l like somebody else. -Who?
l just said to tease him a bit.
Why Shalini? You did not do right. You are absolutely wrong.
There`s nothing wrong in it, Honey!
You don`t know these men. They don`t come on track till they get a jerk.
Every Saturday, the same old story... Drink beerwith friends & then see football.
5 minutes sex & 8 hours of snoring.
Why should l marry such a person who have only 5 minutes every week for me.
Come on, Shalini. Jason is a nice guy!
Let him burn, he will himself come on the tracks.
Hey, what are you making?
You scared me, buddy.
How is it? Fit?
Sugar is... less in it.
Hey, put sugarfree in it.
Sugarfree... you`ll be fit with it.
To cook food is not a profession.
Somebody came to return my umbrella...
Your umbrella.
Come on.
Thank you!
The food was great!
l know it. - How?
Since yourface is sparkling so much!
Änd you feel it is so just because of yourfood?
Could be because of the chair in front too.
Has he run away?
He is a busy man. He can`t sit in one hotel forthe whole day!
Then, where does he sit the whole day?
Now, to know this l have to spend one whole day with Jason.
Jason... nice name, isn`t it?
He is boy friend.... of Shalini`s...
He was very upset... l was advising him.
Oh! Rain...
So what advice you gave to Jason?
Äre you jealous that only Englishman are getting advice from me?
l give advice & not take one.
Änd my advice to you is that you never think of returning my umbrella.
Ätleast l need a reason to come here.
Our restaurant menu has lots of reason.
Menu has not every reason.
When a person refuses to take back his umbrella
again & again...that means his time to drench has come.
There`s something black in the daal...
What else would be there, then?
Hey, Happy Birthday!
Thank you... Thank you.
Happy Birthday! Thank you.
So sweet!
Ätleast today he has become sweet!
Tomorrow, there`s a need to check the sugar level.
DVD`s... Oh!
Hey, today is my birthday. l should get the gift & not you.
Tomorrow... promise! Mother promise!!
What`s happening in your life?
Nothing? - Then, why did you go today?
l was in a mood! -Why?
Why do you want to remain fit? Suddenly...
Hey, sexy... keep quiet!
Why are you hiding?
58, 59, 60, 61,62,63,64...
Hey, she`s come.
Come on, lets go. She has come.
Oh! lt`s your birthday today...
No, we are celebrating the birthday of this cake.
Just now, it is born in the oven..
Happy Birthday!! Mr. Cake!
Which birthday is it of this cake?
Shall we move?
Not here. We`ll go & sit in that corner. -Okay.
Your moustache is very beautiful!
Will you not eat the cake? No. l don`t eat cakes.
Why?
l fearthat if l eat so much sugar, l`ll become Hardy of Laurel & Hardy fame.
So, funny!
You know, there is a very very very funny show in the town.
Comedy theatre.
Fantastic show. We must go there.
Tomorrow night, at 8:30.
Comedy theatre.
Very sorry, your umbrella is still with me.
l`ll take it there itself... in the theatre.
Means? - Means... tomorrow night at 8:30.
Means? - Means... 8:30.
You & me... together! Comedy theatre, tomorrow night!
Night? ln London, 8:30 it`s evening! There`s too much light around.
No need to worry.
Do you use this line to every girl?
What? What do you mean?
What do you mean?? What?
You saw a lonely girl & thought that she will easily come to you?
ls there a board on my forehead with ````Ävailable`` written on it?
Why you all men, think the same way? The same one track!
lf l talked to you freely for sometime, that means tomorrow at Comedy theatre.
Together we`ll go, togetherwe`ll see... Togetherwe`ll eat & togetherwe`ll sleep.
Will you not be late?
There`s a lane besides the comedy theatre. There`s a dustbin at a distance of 10 feets.
lf l`m late of which possibility is there then... Do throw it there, l`ll take it away later.
Collect your umbrella from the dustbin.
You are late!
What late? l`m bang on time. Look, it`s 8:30.
Even, the show started bang on time... 7:30 sharp.
Oh... no matter, l have already seen this show thrice!
With 3 different girls?
Oh, l smell burning somewhere here...
Did you really put my umbrella in the dustbin?
You have short sight or long sight? -Why?
l don`t have any eyesight problem... You must be having one.
Designer glasses - Versace`s
Nice, isn`t it?
Did you purchase it today, to impress me?
lmpress. To impress you? You?
Oh god! l forgot to impress you.
lmpress...lmpress... lmpress...
How could l impress you?
Just to impress! People buy flowers for Rupees 200,
But, these die within 2 hours...
l don`t understand what people try to express by giving these flowers?
l could even give her Rupees 25 Lakhs necklace, to impress.
But, without price tag... You`ll feel it`s for Rupees 25 only!
l could not give her with the price tag!!
To impress you, l could have taken you to Royal Älbert hall for listening the music.
But, if you would be emotional listening to the music, Then, people may think that, l made you cry.
Now, there`s a risk!
lf you want to impress me... Just take me to Wimbeldon!
Maria Sharapova... Änna Kournikova...
Ooh! What legs!!
Thank you. Just trying to impress me.
You eat grass... l mean are you a vegetarian?
Yes, of course. But, in your restaurant... everything is made.
Ä chefs job is to recognize the taste of his customers taste without tasting himself.
But, once you tasted it?
Do you rememberthat Mutton Jaafrani Pulav?
One mistake is always excused in ones life!
Enjoy yourfood!
How do you eat all this?
These grass without any taste.
Can you see the level of water? lt`s increasing.
Yes...
Look, carefully... it`s increasing.
Do you know, why?
Because the fish you are about to eat... Äll the relative of this fish are crying!!
Fish`s father, mother, wife, tiny tots... Äll are crying...
Because of theirtears, the level of water is increasing.
Here, with this knife when you cut this pan fried fish, Your mouth will water.
Well, over there the relatives of this fish would be shedding blood from their eyes.
l don`t want to eat it. Okay. Sorry... eat it!
Till this doesn`t go in your stomach, how could it have it`s funeral rites completed!
His soul would wander!
Do you ignore body of thorns or of bones?
Means? -Means, you preferfish or chicken.
Chicken.
May be for this, you had pity on chicken.
Leg piece kebab!!
Hello... l`ve eaten.
Then, there is no need for me to take medicine.
Why?
There was only one aim left of my life... cooking food for you.
Now, even that is gone. Forwhat should l live for?
lf you will go away... who will watch the T.V.? Then, what will happen to your fighters?
Who will watch, Sex under city!
Äll the channel will stop
lf you are alive then, even T.V. people will be alive.
Ätleast have pity on them & take the medicine.
Now, what happen?
You know that Jason bastard! He is telling me that he found somebody else.
How could he say this to me? -Why? You could say & he can`t.
l told you, Shalini. Don`t make him jealous.
lf you`ll go this way, then no one would remain with you.
Have you done Phd in males?.
No... No.. We don`t get Phd for such a small thing.
l know. -What do you know?
How could you know so much about males?
l know somebody...
Who? - Somebody...
Who?
What?
Who is it?
Whose it is?
London`s biggest Äuthentic Jaafrani Pulav!!
What? That psycho...
Come here... Come here...
Chicken with chilly ingredients and... Veg Curry, roasted meat, tomato spinach Rice...
Mince meat.... Mince meat chicken gravy pulav.
Enough! This is the only dish, which is not going to change from the menu.
Menu change? -Yes.
l am about to change the menu from today onwards...
What`s your problem? You... tell. Tell...
You people never experiment some new things.
The same old thing is made, which are made in the past.
Try something different.
There should be always something new in our life.
But, mince meat chicken gravy pulav will remain on the menu.
The season here is changing... Right!
The weather of all country is changing.
We`ll serve the special guest in the evening. and we will have suggestions from them.
Let`s do something creative!
Let`s make a delicious chicken dish that could well turn out to be a shocker!
What time these special guest will come in the evening & might be he or she?
Sir, how could l show creativity with chicken?
The same way, God has shown it with yourteeth!
Even today... you are late! Very good!
Does yourfather-in-law runs the DVD shop? To keep it open till late at night?
Hey, Devdas. What happen?
What`s the tension?
Please do not disturb....
Okay... then l will...
Come... let`s go & have ice cream.
Hey, silent movie! Give some sound.
Wanna, have it? - No.
Why are you so sad...sad?
Why are you not happy sad?
Why are we sad?
Because your heart is heavy? Heavey...Heavy...
When does our heart becomes heavy... heavy?
When somebody hurts our heart.
Who can hurt our heart?
The one who is very very close to our heart.
Who is very very close to our heart?
The one with whom our heart feels very very happy.
You were happy, that`s why you are sad. lsn`t it?
So, be happy sad & not sad... sad.
How do you know all this?
Boy`s... Oh! Not boy`s...
By the time they come to my level... l`ll die.
l`ll become a ghost!
Oh!Äll emotion...
Do you read newspaper also?
Hello... Hello...
ls there any problem with the break fast?
Where is my umbrella?
lt`s not raining today. So, why shall l carry it?
lt may rain... anytime.
Äre you angry with me?
No. l have lot`s of work to do. l want to go.
Collect your umbrella from the dust-bin opposite the Comedy theatre in the evening at 7:30.
Waiting fortoo long? -No...No.. lt`s just 2 to 3 hours past!
You just don`t... -Where were you, tomorrow?
l was there where l should be there.
Where should you must be? -Where should l must be?
Where l was not.
Why don`t you come tomorrow...
Where? - There.
Have l signed a contract to attend your restaurant, daily?
How did you think... l`ll come there?
You should have informed me when there was something special.
You only told me that there`s lot of place to be seen here in London.
Theatre`s, museums... . To go & see.
Yesterday was Shalini`s holiday. Therefore, we went to see it.
Why did you miss me?
Did you miss me?
Say it... whatever is in your heart, you shouldn`t hide it or else you`ll get acidity!
Yes... will you have something? - No.
One coffee, please. - Sure, Sir.
You can say & ask, as well.
What?
The same thing as usual, which a man asks a woman.
What should he ask?
This should... in fact to be asked by man first. -What should he ask?
The same thing which you haven`t ask yet.
How much time do you take... What should l ask?
lt`s just a simple line. But, why are you so afraid?
Äsk me...
You ask.
You`ll never ask.
Yes. Go ahead.
Shall l? -Yes.
What`s your name?
Buddha... Buddhadev Gupta.
Buddha! Änd you...
So much anger... so much jelousy... so much ego...and Buddha?
Even your parents have kept some name for you... Orthey haven`t?
Neena... Neena Verma.
What does Neena Verma does apart from roaming?
Go bless you... God bless you!
Do you work for LlC?
Why LlC?
Those who bless others fortheir long life should be an LlC agent for sure.
Who loses when we die? LlC
Who gains when we are alive? LlC
Hey...Hey...Hey...
What a brilliant idea... What a brilliant idea... Forworld peace!
Every terrorist should be made an LlC agent. They`ll not kill anybody.
They`ll keep on saying... God bless you... god bless you...to everybody.
l`ll tell... this is bril...
Call George Bush!
First call the Taxi or else Shalini will bring the entire city cops here...
Taxi...
So, tell me what do you do?
Taxi...
Software Engineer.
Taxi... Why don`t you have a car?
Taxi...
Taxi... is so sexy!
Something happens in the heart!
You won`t understand.
You are too logic software... Come on, get in.
where is umrila
Did you see that building? l stay there.
Do you stay alone? -No. with my 7 wives!
With my mother. -Your mother?
No. Prince Charle`s...
Can l meet herfor 2 minutes?
Come...
Who is she? -Tomorrow.
Why not today?
Tomorrow. - Today.
Neena.
Tomorrow. - Today.
What a lovely face.
How nice to meet you.
l`ll go for change.
Dear do you stay in london?
l am going back aftertwo weeks.
Delhi. We are also from Delhi.
Oh ! How long are you in london?
Since 1978.
We came here after his father dead.
He used to work in 5 star hotel in Delhi.
Hey ! What wast that restaurant?
Can you please stop our golden past?
Will you have something? Why? ls is today 15 Äugust?
What? On 15 Äugust, tihar jail maked special food. Wana have
lt`s his regular problem. He become irritate on every topic.
He gets angry soon.
He didn`t get marry that`s why.
However, he found a english girl 10 years back.
English girl... How was she?
Who knows? How was she? Who was she? Where was she?
Everything he keeps secrets.
So, how did you get?
Once he came back & talking like english man.
Like they talk...
When people come together, they talk like each other.
His story was on for six months.
How could you say that was six month story?
ln seventh month, he started talk like human.
Suddenly his language was improve.
Then l got it, she has gone.
The game is over.
You better ask him, he`ll tell you definately.
l`ll ask you very important question tomorrow.
What? my mother name.
How old are you?
6....4 = 64.
3....4 = 34.
34 is very old.
64 is very young.
Why are you single till now?
l haven`t found any interesting man till now.
ln 34 years, you couldn`t find interesting man.
Even you couldn`t find interesting women in 64 years.
l got... interesting women
But not that much like me.
Show me you hand... l`ll tell you, you`ll find or not...
Can you see that tree? - yes...
Run there & touch that tree. & come back soon.
Why? -Don`t ask question? Go fast & come back soon.
But why? -First you go & touch that tree then l`ll tell you.
Go by run.
Come on.
Run.
Well done.
You touched my hand... l thought...
...l should check your stamina. Could you do more... or ....not.
Stamina...
Come on.
1 Veg Biryani...
His girl friend is pregnant.
Änd he is not ready for the marriage.
No. ln fact, he is ready to marry but, she isn`t.
However, she needs the baby.
How many times they have told to use umbrella... l mean Condom. But...
Yes. -Shalini & Jason`s fight is over.
They are going to Scotland forthe weekend.
So, should l dance?
Finally, you put an end to their fight with your advices.
Veggy.. means today night...
What today night?
You & me.... Only you & me!!
l have so many times advised you to use a condom. But, no!
B.P... . B.P... B.P... ..
This...
Not Äspirin.
See... you know!!
Give me Durex.
What`s the matter...?? today again honneymoon
Not me but, that uncle...
To whom? -Give Durex to that uncle.
Dotted, ribbed, banana, chocolate, strawberry...
Give Durex to that uncle. Uncle...
Give Durex to that uncle.
What does he think of himself?.
Give Durex to that uncle.
Uncle...
Give Durex to that uncle.
Taxi...
Do you have stamina left to do things ahead?
Hey, veggy!
Listen, Shalini-Jason`s flight got cancelled. Äctually, they`ve come back home.
So, don`t come today...
Sorry ya...
Give it to Uncle...
Shall we marry?
With whom?
With that Englishman, who is searching something from his nose.
Änd myself with that sexy woman!
What do you say?
Even marriage is a joke for you?
No... Marraiage is that price which one pays for se
Sex is that price which a woman pays for marriage.
Äfter understanding this deep philosophy of man & woman. Still you`ll marry me?
Yes.
You yourself speak to my mother. What?
You can`t even talk to your mother? - No.
Okay. l`ll talk to her. But, you`ll talk to papa.
Okay, first you talk to my mother.
Suddenly she started breathing heavily... Pulse is fading...
You go to mother, l`ll go to the hospital.
Who is this girl? lsn`t she pretty?
She lost her mother as soon as she was bom.
She was so small when she came to our neighborhood.
Sexy has changed the life of Buddha.
They can`t live without each other.
Sexy! But, what happened to her?
Blood cancer!
l wonder how her delicate body tolerate such a disease?
l am not able to see her agony...
She has been hospitalized 7 times within 3 weeks!
What?
ls he okay?
But, ls...
What happen?
Papa has been hospitalized in Delhi.
He was complaining chest pain forthe whole night.
He is in lCU at the moment.
He is a diabetic... also his sugar level has increased too.
l have to go!
Don`t worry... you go to him. Look, everything will be okay. Relax!
Yes, but... Why is it so that when anything is going to happen pleasing...
Why do such thing occurthat very moment?
Drink coffee & be relaxed. You see, everything will be fine!
Änd we have come to you to say that...
You better don`t say anything now.
Drink coffee. Shall l put sugar?.
We wish to marry!
We...
With him?
Surely?
He has been to the gym for just 2 days & see what did he get...
How`s she?
Developed country, my foot!
They can`t even remove cancer from a 6 year old child?
l mean, what is a point being a developed country?
Nothing makes any sense, nothing!
Papa is is a critical condition!
There`s so much money in this country. So much power, research...
What`s the use?
Yes, make weapons... kill people! What else they could do?
Papa is really in a very critical condition. l have to go to lndia.
Does any of these make any sense to you?
Does any of these whole thing make any bloody sense to you?
l need to go tomorrow itself.
She is a very small girl! They can`t remove her cancer!
l need to go to lndia, tomorrow itself. -Then, go!
Hurry up, go...
My father is not well, veggie!
Then, please go. Who is stopping you?
My father is not well. -Then, go...
Hey, what is it...
The way you are getting scared... Even l am getting scared that way!!
He is my papa, okay?
When? - Tomorrow.
Return?
Can l meet sexy? No, she is sleeping
When will you be back? l`m not coming back!
You are coming. To talk to papa.
l`m not coming. Then, don`t come.
Hey...
lf anybody calls you, you`ll turn?
Veggie...
What time is the flight?
Tomorrow, at 10.
You had chicken in the break fast, Tangdi Kebab!
What`s the problem, buddy? -The child!
She is telling that she doesn`t know the father of his child.
Now, l am a bit doubtful!
l am doubtful... whose child is it?
lt`s simple!
Check the teeth of the child, you`ll at once know who the father
Hey listen colgate, l`ll give your child`s name.
What you`ll give? Small colgate!!
l have come to home. - How?
Doctor sent me to watch the DVD`s.
Äre you getting it? -Yes, l am.
Yes, l am searching the DVD`s which you can see.
Don`t waste the time, bring all of it.
Do you have any more adult DVD, which a child can watch?
What??
Tangdi kebab...
Hello... Tangdi kebab! Who is it?
Who kept your name, Tangdi kebab?
The one who kept your name sexy, he only.
He is sleeping... with me! On my bed!
How are you? - l`m sexy & you?
Not that much sexy...
Where are you now? -Delhi.
Have you left him?
Hey...give the phone to me.
Bone in the kebab...
How`s your papa?
Äll the tests are normal. Only the sugar level is a bit higher.
So, sugar is in yourfamily`s blood!
Yeah, she is fine...
Who is this Tangdi kebab?
We... . You know... something!
l am marrying her!
l knew it that you`ll leave me.
l was about to tell you that day but...
She is in Delhi? Änd you are here...
Do you fear that l`ll run away with somebody?
Äre you waiting for my permission?
Guilty... Guilty...
Okay, till l watch all these DVD`s... You go & retum by then.
Did you get it? l want to see her.
ls she sexier than me? That... bone in the kebab!!
So, when we are going to Delhi? - We?
l am thinking to visit Haridwar (a holy shrine )...
Haridwar? You? Why? Your sex underthe city has stopped?
lt`s yourwish... Either you take me or take my ashes then...
l am not going to any Haridwar!
So, when did l tell you to come?
Even, l want a leave from you.
Hey, Maala is there in Delhi. l`ll stay at her place & will go with her.
22 years... l haven`t been separated from my restaurant forthe last 22 years!
Then, write your name in Guinness Books!
Hey, even this will go with you.
What? -This!
Does this require a separate ticket?
You are going to meet yourfather-in-law. Go as a son-in-law!?
Shall l cut it? Did you feel is it a vegetable?
Listen... Kheema baare Saalan Murg ka Pulav!
This is working...
Now try this... Koree... Melag... Upoo... very well.
Say it very well...
Kheema baare... Kheema baare...
Hey, that was perfect!!
Go & tell this to boss. He will be very happy.
You know what? He will make you, his boss..
Where is boss?
Where are you? l`ve been trying your phone from last night.
No phone works on the height of 35,000 feets.
Where were you going? Where are you now?
Where`s yourfather? -Why?
Äre you in Delhi?
No. Only my kidney`s have come!
lt`s dying to meet your father. -Shut up! You veggie.
Where are you? Shangrila!
Why can`t you come to the room?
l thought that you`ll give me a hug!
Okay! How are you? How`s the weather? How`s everybody here?
Come on, let`s go upstairs... -Why?
Because l want to show you my toothbrush! Come on. - Quiet!
Looking fit! - Come on, let`s go up.
Äre you so much hungry? Come on.
There`s something different...
Hey, what happened? -Oh, this!
lt didn`t get visa. -But, it was so cute!
Cute? -Yeah. Watch this...
Cool! lsn`t it cool? Let`s go up.
Come on, let`s go home. Why? There`s nobody at home?
Papa is there. ln front of papa...
Come on... Move, come on...
Nice car! Car...
No, Taxi!
Taxi...
The word ``Taxi` is much sexierthan ``Car`
Hey sexy!
Going to meet herfather... Äre you scared? - No.
What to scare about. lt`s one minute job!
1 minute job will be completed in how many days?
Tell me, how many DVD`s did you see, till now?
10 are remaining.
Do see it all... Okay, l`ll talk to you later.
How is Sexy?
Okay, tell me what you will be saying to papa?
Simple... l`ll tell.
No, but what?
That... the sex centre of our body is located in Hypothalamus or in our brain.
Hypothalamus controls our heart rate, blood pressure & our emotions...
ln males, it`s a bit biggertherefore if a male ls kept away from sex for long then...
The Hypothalamus is unable to maintain control overthe emotions...
ln angerthe heart rate increases. Änd a person dies.
Forthe same, l want to marry your daughter, Neena.
My Hypothalamus has gone awry!.
Will you say this? - Yeah.
Papa...
Papa... He is Buddhadevji, from London.
From London... Welcome! Lords...
Come... come. lt`s a mecca of cricket!
Come...Come..
London... cold weather, swinging balls!
So, you must be watching cricket too? -No...
Even you are retired... just like me.
Listen Bhajan (holy songs), Bhojan (food) & Bhaaji...
Bhaaji? - Harbhajan Singh... Bhaaji!
No, l`m a chef. There`s a restaurant of mine in London.
That`s nice.
Gandhiji. Do you know what Gandhiji said?
He said, that a person need to work till the end of his life.
Till the end of last breath.
Unfortunately, Buddha. My body is not giving me any support.
Now, how are you feeling?
Hey, Buddha... this time of the age, Our body is like a 2nd hand Ämbassador car!
Sometimes problem in the carburetor... & sometimes problem in the suspension!!
Forwhich we need to go for servicing again & again.
ln our age, there is a big line of illness. You know it!
Once she gets married & l become free, l`ll spend rest of my life as per Gandhiji`s rule.
Which match was going on? -Boring One days...
So many one days are going on... one could not come to know who is playing to whom?
By wearing colorful clothes in one days, they`ve made cricket into a circus!
The real cricket is Test cricket!
5 glorious day`s... 5 day`s.
ln fact, l... from Neena...
Yes... Neena. Serve our gingertea to Buddha.
l`ve already said it...
Buddha, we should drink gingertea at our age. Everyday...
Stomach must be... Serve there.
Stomach must be solid like... Rahul Dravid! Äwall! Solid!!
Take yourtea... So, the real cricket is the Test cricket.
You must have seen... 1961. England v/ s Äustralia
Do you remember... Collin Cowdrey.
Richie Benaud... Did you see it?
l didn`t see it. -Yes, there was no T.V. in ourtimes, to see.
l am talking of BBC radio. lsn`t it?
John Ärlott... . Brian Johnston.
That was the real commentary...
lmpeccable English... right words... lsn`t it, child!
Papa... in 1961 ... .
Oh! She wasn`t even born in 1961 ...
l must have been 13 -14 years of age that time.
Änd you... - l...
Papa... the tea is about to cool.
Take the tea...
So, how is your wife, kids & everybody?
Äll must have settled in London?
Your children themselves have got kids... What name have you put to your grand children.
l haven`t married yet.
What Gandhian father you have?
He has made me what, from what...
Whenever l open my mouth to say, he reminds me of his age.
How? How could l tell to him?
What shall l do? l am of course of his age. What could l do?
You are not of his age. - Means?
He is just 58!
58? - Yeah!
6 years youngerthan myself?.
Yeah!
Änd l want to marry her daughter... No... No... l couldn`t imagine it.
You only talk to him. He is your father
Okay, come here.
What? - Come here.
Stand in front of this pillar.
l am already standing.
Not here, inside.
Come here.
Now shake hand with each other.
Not this way...
Turn around. Yes, this way.
Reverse? You know this is Äshoka pillar!
lt`s said that if you touch your both hands this way then, all yourwishes come true.
Nonsense. -Ätleast try.
You found only me itself with your search. There were even young men too.
Äll are boy`s, Veggie. Änd it takes time forthem to become a man.
Sometimes, it takes more time... Even 64 years. What shall l do?
Touch...
Touch... Try...
My only wish is that you talk to your father.
Yourwish isn`t completed yet. Therefore, you only have to talk to my father.
l need to go for a walk with your father.
Ät 6:00 in the morning.
Yesterday, he was amazing! There is nobody like Dhoni...
Have you seen Salim Durrani`s match?
He used to hit six, on demand.
Prince Salim.
What a batsman, he was.
Buddha... Good Morning!
Mr. Ägarwal... Mr. Jain... Mr. Chopra.. Änd this is Buddha.
Forthe last 27 years, everyday morning... 25 ... 25...
27 years, 16th January.
For the last 27 years, everyday morning l go for a walk.
Without fail. - Without fail?
Even you must be having in London, Senior citizen club.
No.
What is the power of your specs?
Power? -Your spec`s...
This is a designer...
Without this spec`s you better walk bare foot on the grass. See, the power will decrease.
lt seems... along with age, Buddha has also turned superstitious.
To walk on the grass, bare footed!
See this... early in the morning.
Even we lived to ourfullest extent when we were young.
But, there was a meaning to it.
To do something forthe country.
Not this way...
First to eat fast food from father`s money then to buy Nike shoes & then run.
This is fitness... imported fitness.
Take Neena... Even she doesn`t like any man from here.
No... l think that l will have to import for her...
l want to talk something important regarding Neena...
lmported son-in-law!!
Times are changing & even we need To walk togetherwith times...
Yes, we`ll walk together. Come...
There was a time, Buddha... To eradicate the foreigner`s from here.
Lakhs of people did Satyagraha.
Nowadays...Lakhs of people today without having their breakfast stand in a long queue for seeking visa.
This is indeed true. -When this foreign craze will get over.
Änd how will it go?
Even to do a Gandhi role, it requires Ben Kingley`s.
Don`t we have Naseeruddin Shah?
Yes, you are absolutely right.
l can understand yourfeeling.
The biggest sorrow for me Buddha, is that couldn`t see Gandhiji.
He achieved martyrdom in January & l was born in February.
You must have seen him. Lucky you!
Not only Gandhiji... l`ve even see his grandfather!!
My Versace glasses... my cool Versace glasses seems to be a specs to your father.
Tell me truthfully, you purchased this to impress me, when you come to the Comedy theatre.
No. -Yes.
No. That means 100o/o/. yes.
No.
lf my mother was here, she would have made him perfect within a day!
She got this time only to go to Haridwar?
You nevertold me that mother has also come. Come & sit on our bike!!
Hey, get away... you bastards!
Come, Lets see the old man...
Come on turn.
Come, Lets see the old man... -Come on turn.
They are coming this way!
Come here. -No...No.. wait.
Let`s go. No...No.. wait.
Till l have my voice with me... l can take care of you.
Till you have your voice... You`ll speak to my father.
Yourfather has eaten my brain!
ls this curd chaat or a sweet box?
lt`s sweet. - lt`s bitter!
Shall l show you how this is made?
Shall l come inside?
You come home & make whatever you wish to.
Hey, what an idea!
l`ll make him agree by making him eat good food!
Okay... But, do you know his likings?
l am London`s best restaurant`s chef... l know my job. Okay.?
Just chill, baby! -Yeah, just chill.
l know what my job is...
So, just watch...
Just watch what l do to your dad.
Buddha have already done so much job...
What is coming?
Brinjal...Potato...Peas.
Good! Bring all the dish.
We`ll start. -That`s it.
lt seems your restaurant is a Vegetarian?
Don`t you have... Chicken?
You... that, Gandhiji...
l am Gandhian for the whole week & vegetarian on Tuesday.
Till l don`t eat chicken, l don`t feel that l ate something.
To become a complete vegetarian, there`s still time.
Our system is fine.
lt seems Buddha`s system has rusted.
Seema, there must be yesterday`s chicken kept in the fridge. Please bring it.
What kind of a Gandhiji follower is he?
Gandhiji used to say eat Veg, eat Veg...
Änd this diabetic old man eats the one who eats veg.
Buddha (Old man) is not a problem, But Buddha is my problem!
Don`t make him eat, make him drink.
Leave all ideas...
Call him on a drink & say everything.
Ämrish Puri, Pran, K.N.Singh...VÄT 69, l have even drunk the whiskey of the villains!
One should try everything in life. But, neverto become a slave of any habit.
Once you become slave, Buddha then, it takes 200 years to get freedom.
One drink is okay. One cannot become a slave by drinking one drink.
Sugar doesn`t not increase.
Don`t you feel lonely, anytime?
lt`s been 25 years now... after death of Neena`s mother.
Änd after that didn`t you see anybody else.
Didn`t you think of 2nd marriage?
No, Buddha. Look, there`s a meaning to every age.
Now see, play in childhood, Enjoy when you are young!
Then, after marriage take the happiness of a family.
Änd during old age, self discipline.
Time to go. Be prepared to go up! That`s it!
2nd marriage. Now, what`s the use of marriage.
l`m only worried for Neena, of course!
Buddha, you must be knowing some man of 35 - 36 years of age.
Good looking boy! So, think of Neena...
You, think... by the time l`ll go to the toilet.
Too much of soda!.
l want to marry your daughter!
W...W...W.. 3 times.
Who? - Him!
That bastard, wants to get married to you. Disgusting.
Even l want to get married to him. - What?
What? What? What did you say?
How could you marry him?
l`ll not allow you to make this mistake!
He is your father`s age.
No. He is 6 years elder to you.
l am not ready forthis relationship.
But, who is asking you? We are just telling you.
Okay. So even l`ll tell you... This will not happen till l am alive.
So when are you going?
Papa, if your son-in-law is of your age. Then, what`s the problem?
Do you feel, he`ll not touch yourfeet? He will touch, papa.
He will not call you ````Papa`` He`ll call.
l am thinking of you. Thinking of you!
See daughter, how much he`ll live? 5 years... 10 years..then?
Papa, l like Buddha & not his age.
lt`s betterto live for 5 years or 10 years with the person l love instead of living 50 years without love!
By the way, who knows who will live, how much?
Mummy was youngerto you, she went before you.
Just shut up! Okay.
Will you not be happy with men of your age?
Papa...Äge!Äge! What Äge, Papa?
Now the person whom l love is not from my age group. So what shall l do?
This is my destiny!
Now, you term this my bad luck or anything else...
Come on... Let`s eat.
Neena... Neena, stop.
l said, Stop Neena.
Veggie. What happen?.
So, l am your bad luck?
Veggie, what`s this bad luck?
That l said to lighten my talks... lt slipped from my tongue.
Every truth comes out from mouth this way only.
Fact is this that l am 6 years elderto yourfather.
Fact is that your age is just 34 years.
Fact is that when a woman stays alone for 34 years, she is scared.
Fact is that because of this fear if you leave me then
you`ll not get anyone after 2 years, which you are getting today.
This is the only truth of our strange relationship!
Änd the light fact is this... that even today, you could get a younger guy than me... very easily.
So... -So, go & marry a guy of your age.
Do you know someone?
You have a photo?
l`m going. - Come on, Veggie.
What is this?
Papaji, shall l ready the dinner?
Dinner?
Now l`ll not have a single drop of water unless she leaves him.
That which could not be done by eating could be done by remaining hungry!
Sister... Papa is not having his food.
Okay, l am coming.
lf he doesn`t eat then, his sugar level will be serious.
Why Äirport?.
Because this hotel`s car does not go to London.
Go & serve food to yourfather.
lf he will be alive then only he`ll be able to search a son-in-law of your age.
What`s this tearfor?.
Äre you crying on your destiny? ls it?
Oh! You did a favor to a 64 years old man & he didn`t even thanked for it.
hey lets go
Hey, stop this background music
What happen? Why the sound is coming low? From your side...
l am coming back. l can`t take it anymore.
Come back. But, there`s only one problem.
lf you will stay with me, you will be a widow soon.
Hey, sexy! Woman become widow.
You`ll be male widow..
What`s the score of your DVD?
Four remaining. l`ll finish them all tonight.
four DVD in one night?
what else, l`m watching it in fast forward.
why in Fast forward?
there`s nothing in it.
you cheated.
how do you know, what is in Ädult movies?
from the one who watch cartoons.
such happen lf ask to bring adult movie
where is she?
who?
Tangri Kabab!
You call her Tangri Kabab!
used to!
leave it.
tell me!
Ghaaspuss!
So cute.
you see Ghasspuss
and eat Ghaspus.
she choose the right one.
Tangri kabab and Ghaaspus had a fight between?
Huh!
what`s the translation Huh!
you must have said something, in anger.
what have l told?
she`s marrying me for thankulfulness.
what else she will do?
everyone around you,
they all doing you a favor.
am l such bad?
No no, everyone else is Good.
where is Tangri Kabab?
Say sorry to her, Ok
why Sorry?
because, lt won`t reduce your height lf you say sorry.
Hey Sexy, you come to lndia.
lt takes 9 hour to reach lndia.
who has this much time?
l have to finish four DVD`s
Don`t waste my time.
go waste her time!
Go say sorry to her.
l will! what`s so hurry?
seems that you have plenty time.
give some to me.
hey Sexy!
don`t waste your time.
Bye!
Ättention Please!
because of raining of tears, all runways are closed.
Äll flights for London has been cancelled.
Just waiting for you presence.
lnconvenience cost is quitly regreted.
hey Tangri Kabab!
Want to have chicken?
Papa didn`t have anything yet.
he will eat now.
the famous Karim chicken from Nizam-ud-din.
you went there at this late hour.
this chicken flew and came here itself.
how come you stop crying listening to Chicken
Lets get inside.
Papa!
Come downstair and eat something.
lts Chicken,
you like it!
First get this man out.
now eat.
you will leave him.
No.
Ok than, l will leave this body.
Äs you wish, Dad!
Seema, Bring the tea!
tea! papa ji!
Go!
Hi,
GhaasPuss
Do something!
Still not eating?
lf he loses sugar, he could be in Coma.
lm coming, No No.
you don`t come here, else..
Gandha taught many things.
but he just got this Starving thing.
what shoud be done now?
hold him tight, Open his mouth forcefully and
make him drink orange juice.
l tried already.
do something GhaasPuss.
Suicide is still a crime in the country!
One man is trying to suicide, l want you to stop him.
you mean..
One man is trying to suicide, l want you to stop him.
mean, suicide not commited yet.
is going to happen?
no he`s trying to commit.
before his try will work out. l want you to stop.
you mean Man is on the roof of building and..
no building, he`s at home.
so, he`s trying to hang on fan? or eating pills?
no he`s not eating..
he`s not eating..
he`s trying to starve to death.
you mean Satyagrahan?
no not doing such noble things.
he`s threatning us.
he don`t want his daughter to marry me!
Oh! l can understand
what can you understand?
Oh, you pain.
there`s no pain. l just have anger.
but Sir, this is not a big problem
so for this little problem, you have any little solution?
yes,
go and tell him that l`m leaving your girl.
l won`t marry your daughter. than he will start eating.
while you go and marry
that girl secretly
Brilliant ldea!
lf l have to do the same, why would l come to you?
you go arrest him, He can`t black mail us like this.
we are marrying that Ok by law
and what he is doing is a crime by law.
lt`s an attempt to commit suicide.
l want you to arrest him right now.
make him eat, forcefully
and solve our problem.
please l beg your pardon,
but lf you say l can come with you and advise him.
but l can`t arrest him.
l can`t arrest anyone,
who being Starved to death.
we always praised such man
we can`t arrest such man.
Can`t you do something!
not in this matter.
we can take.
but can not give anything.
Hello!
where is my daughter in law?
she went to his father.
His father is not eating anything!
Come lets go.
Ären`t you ashamed?
you are such a big chef, You can`t make him eat!
you stay!
Oh Hello!
lts Ganga Water.
make him drink it.
Don`t touch me.
lt`s Ganga Water,
lt`s purify you.
l`m here to take your daughter
or to make you eat.
l`m talking to you.
l`m six years elder than you, Show me some respect.
what`s your problem?
what will people say!
l don`t think so.
lf you were worried of people, you wouldn`t let her alone for 34 years.
what will people say! that`s not your problem!
you don`t worry about them.
maybe you worried about daughter.
are you?
are you worried about her?
Drinker, gangster, married etc..
l don`t have any such bad habbit.
maybe you thinking what come of her after you.
so lts insurance, no problem.
tell me.
tell me, what`s your problem?
What is?
What is the problem? that lm 30 years elder than her.
nowadays elder girls are marrying younger boys.
atleast l`m not breaking our taditions!
we are following tradition, no problem at all.
ls the rare problem my age.
l`m just 21 years old.
perfectly legal marriageable age.
no problem there at all.
l`m 64 years old.
hey, ls 64 your problem?
64 years!
what a thing is age afterall.
a human age can detemined not this. but this.
lt`s all in the bloody mind.
Man is old when he didn`t have hope to live.
My hope to live has just begun.
so me being 64 is not a problem.
64 years is not a problem for me.
wait,
drink water and say it clearly, whatever you want to say,
lf you say clearly, so l can listen to it clearly,
Common Sense, ls Common sense your problem
No, No,
Common sense can`t be your problem.
because you have this much sense.
that lf you don`t drink water, You`ll be dead.
and lf you be dead, you have to leave her hand.
2 hours, People will cry for 2 hours at most.
nobody has much time than that.
everyone be at their home after that.
l`ll be the only remaining to hold your daughter`s hand.
l`m sure, you definately have this much common sense.
100 percent.
Äctually!
ls your real problem is Jealousy?
Think of it,
your real trouble is Jealousy
it`s just plain, simple jealous.
how anyone can have such good oldage.
you must be jealous thinking of that.
that`s his problem, He`s jealous.
he`s jealous.
Don`t touch me.
he has a plain, simple jealous.
you are doing what every man jealous of joy does.
killing the beauty.
you already, have decided.
how can anyone be such happy in such age,
while im at the same age.
ofcourse you are jealous.
you are just jealous.
common now drink some water.
now l can see everything clearly.
don`t be lazy!
Common drink some water.
jealousy makes one blind.
Starving of Gandhi, was for merit of country.
but with your starving drama,
you daughter will have just troubles.
what you think?
lf l`ll go away, She will marry to someone else.
she will never. Wanna bet?
she`ll be oldy but will remain single.
just because of your jealousy.
3 seconds,
just 3 seconds needed for marriage.
Sindoor, Where is Sindoor?
here it is.
Should l fill it in?
Shall l fill it in ?
no ?
Shall l?
Look, she`s doing this just to let you live.
you are his father? sure?
what a father you are!
trying to snatch her joy, because of jealousy.
you can`t be her father.
you aren`t her father.
he`s not her father.
wow, what a poisend tongue you have
just like me.
stop the car.
that why l use to say, Go to gym.
you, don`t become full vegetarian! ok Go!
hey GhaasPuss!
You left me after all.
where are you?
at place.
wait. l`m coming.
ls that Oldy agreed?
Balle balle!!
Sexy has left us.
she`s gone.
what happened?
Sexy!
Mom, l want Sexy!
Mom, Please help me.
Mom, please help me.
lt was a big mistake.
l want sexy!
l want Sexy, Mom Please help me.
hey GhasPuss!
l know you love Sexy a lot.
than why are you trying to lose it. by droping tear.
tears decreases love , slowly.
tell you how!
why we cry, because heart is filled.
and its filled with love.
and by tear what happened?
heart gets lighter slowly,
because the love gets out from heart in the form of tears.
you have this much love for sexy in your heart.
why are you losing it by crying?
you are sad, because you were happy!
before you were happy sad, now sad sad.
l wish l could be sexy!
you are very very!
very Sexy!
so are you.
Sir What?
``Keema bhare salim murg pulao``
``bhgare baigan``
Salim Rand!
Who Rand?
Salim Rand!
R..Ä..Ä..N!
its Raan!
hello, where is that man?
Sir he has gone to lndia.
to born a kid.
atleast now you can smile.
you are very lucky.
nowadays its lucky to have daughter in law`s made meal.
you are having son in law`s made food.
tomorrow is first test match. lndia vs England.
at Lords.
l have two tickets,
you don`t like cricket.
Mom, will you come with me?
Lords.
me too was waiting for this day for a long time.
Cricket!
Can l come? No.